Sunday, December 28, 2003

Dean is receiving lessons in foreign policy. Lesson no. 1: Don't you ever talk about "even-handed" US policy in the Middle East. Lesson no. 2: Do not ever worry about Israel WMDs, but worry a great deal about potential Arab weapons. Lesson 3: stay ignorant, and encourage the public to stay ignorant. Lesson 4: never, EVER express sympathy for Palestinian victims. Palestinians, unlike the Israelis, are never victims. Lesson no. 5: free, freedom, liberty, free, potato, liberty. Now, recite, and go to sleep.